Introduction

A good dwarf, regardless of class, should be focused on one thing, his or her Beard. The Beard is the most vital part of a dwarf. It can be used for many things, and to add; it is quite attractive.

Picking the Appropriate Beard

Whether it be character creation, or at the Barber, a good Beard selection is beneficial to the overall well-being and success of your dwarf.

There are a few different things to consider when selecting your Beard style (that I will go into a bit of detail about later on), but there is one aspect that is most important, and that is the Beard’s innate power.

These innate abilities include, but are not limited to:

• Massive DPS boosts: +10,000 DPS rating to all weapons equipped, plus it does another 10,000 DPS on it’s own.
• Inspiration of fellows: +10,000 morale to all members of your fellowship.
• Self morale restoration: A self morale heal that automatically restores morale equal to the amount of damage taken
• Increased armour value: +10,000 to armour.

Depending on which class you choose, your beard style could make your Dwarf better then any other in the game. For example, if you choose to be a Dwarf Guardian, and you choose a beard that gives +10,000 to armour, you could conceivably be the best Guardian in the game.
Other attributes of beard styles include:

• Bonuses to all stats: +10,000
• Increased knowledge of all things: You are smarter than the supposed “Lore Master” running around like a maniac next to you.
• Increased (and valid I might add) sense of superiority: This goes without saying.
• Amazing style and good looks: Again, this goes without saying.

Some “not-so-desired” (as other races may perceive it!) effects may include arrogance and an overall elitist attitude.

Take my beard for instance, it gives me +100,000 to all stats, has the DPS boost, increased armour and it makes me the best looking character in the game. No one can touch me. Please be aware however that my own beard is unique and can and will not ever be replicated.
Other Utilities

Some beards have extra utility as well. A longer beard can be used to whip around and blind opponents, as well as used as a rope to tie things up. Shorter beards are useful for absorbing ale that did not quite make it into your mouth, and storing it for later consumption.

Aesthetics

Long or short, this is purely up to you. It is a well known fact that there is nothing mightier than a well-kept, long beard, of epic proportions. At the same time however, a shorter beard is a sure way for the Dwarf ladies to attract the Dwarf dude she has eyes for.

Choosing the Right Beard for You

Honestly, I am not sure why I even bothered to write this guide, the more I think about it, the more I realize – the Beard chooses you. Congratulations on being awesome. Now go show the rest of Middle Earth that they must: FEAR THE BEARD!

A Dwarf’s Guide to Being a Good Dwarf
by Sigram

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